Traveling Minds

Women are exposed in too many ways and let me be the one to count thee...

There goes that crackling sound... Now the world knows you're on your monthly
No longer have that problem now that Kotex was the breadwinner of noiseless pads, unless you like Tampax
He thinks you have a great body... You cheated your way into his life with the "Body Magic"
Wait till he sees what's underneath that coke bottle shape of yours... there lye's... Saddle bags, no abs, and love handles aka muffin top
Then he'll really burn out the candles and blame it on the alcohol
He tells you your eyes are beautiful and your lashes compliments them
Too bad the lashes are fake and the color of your eyes too
You must get your beauty sleep, because you have thee most gorgeous face
After spending hours caking all that foundation, blush, liner, concealer, and shadow on it better be
Your lips are smooth and taste just like candy
Yeah that Mac Gloss sure came in handy
Your nails are so pretty and well groomed
That acrylic and the long wait to get them done was worth the while
Your hair is so long and flowing it's good to know he can run his fingers through it without them stumbling over a track
Wooh whoever created lace- front wigs are the BOMB it looks like its actually growing out of your head
Your feet are so soft... Took a while but the months of Baby oil and Vaseline paid off
Your breath smells so fresh and crisp... You're swift when it comes to the wisp
Girl you have the biggest butt I've ever seen... I'll make sure to wear peep hole panties when it's that time, don't want him to be disappointed by the butt pads
You must be a C- cup right... Yes thanks to Victoria Secrets new push- up bra
Thank God you don't have hair all over your body... That laser hair removal surgery had me behind the bills for awhile, but it was worth every penny
You have the nicest shoes and bags... If it wasn't for Pookie you wouldn't be half the Diva
Is that your man?... Yeah until it's time for him to be returned to the Dating Service, but they don't know it so it won't hurt them
You drive the nicest cars, and when the new one comes out you're the first to drive it... They will never let meet my rich friend then they'll really know it's not mine
That watch is nice the ring too where did you get it... It was a gift... really you were the one to give it
Your teeth are so perfect have that always been that way... Lumineers does the trick!
Women are exposed in every way possible... some can keep it under wraps and others are so envied that other women EXPOSE them!

It's only right to be true to yourself, because behind the Glitz and Glam is the real you and Originality is better then a Cover- up!