Pengina Monologues
Eh-umh
Is this thing on... Uh yeah yeah
Yeah uh my name is John... John Doe and I would like to introduce myself
I'm a man and so are other men, but I'm a different man... a RARE BREED
Yeah I was dating her, but I couldn't tell if she was into me. I mean she always made accusations and assumptions about "bleep." Like I was telling her I was in Atlanta, but she didn't believe me or when I told her I couldn't afford to take her out anymore since I got my own place... She called me out. Calling me all types of names. I liked her and all, but she made it hard for me to at times. Like dag what I got to do to make her trust me. I hung out with my dudes all the time, but she was who I wanted to come by when I got home, but she ain't never want to, She would say if I said, No who else would you ask? What type of "bleep" is that?". I mean she didn't have a car, but she had access to one. I got a car, but I ain't feel like picking her up, even though it was down the street. I'm just saying!
Hello heh heh hello
Yeah can you dim the light please (dang it's all in my face blinding me)
Well there's always to sides to a story... I liked him, but he was full of games.
I wasn't trying to tame him or nothing, but Look I don't like b.s! He lived close by and always wanted me to borrow the car and see him. I told him if you want to see me, then come and get me, but he always had an excuse. Oh my car not working(mind you it's brand new) or I'm too tired... and I'm not!!! Do I have my own car is the question! And Like every time I waited around for him he had a change of plans it was starting to make me act like a "bleep" He travels too much for me... Oh and can you believe he had the nerve to ask me... ASK me to go on a trip with him, I checked my schedule and said yes. Did I mention I took off that weekend! Then he ups and asks his dude and acted as if he never asked me, when I mentioned it... I was like oh "bleep" naw. That's where I drew the line. You would think he was senile or something. Then it leads me back to the little games he plays, I don't care what he says, it's all games!!! Oh yeah my name is Jane Doe by the way! Oh and you wouldn't believe what he did to he... what he had that nerve to ask me to...
Tune in next time for the rest of Pengina Monologues!
Is this thing on... Uh yeah yeah
Yeah uh my name is John... John Doe and I would like to introduce myself
I'm a man and so are other men, but I'm a different man... a RARE BREED
Yeah I was dating her, but I couldn't tell if she was into me. I mean she always made accusations and assumptions about "bleep." Like I was telling her I was in Atlanta, but she didn't believe me or when I told her I couldn't afford to take her out anymore since I got my own place... She called me out. Calling me all types of names. I liked her and all, but she made it hard for me to at times. Like dag what I got to do to make her trust me. I hung out with my dudes all the time, but she was who I wanted to come by when I got home, but she ain't never want to, She would say if I said, No who else would you ask? What type of "bleep" is that?". I mean she didn't have a car, but she had access to one. I got a car, but I ain't feel like picking her up, even though it was down the street. I'm just saying!
Hello heh heh hello
Yeah can you dim the light please (dang it's all in my face blinding me)
Well there's always to sides to a story... I liked him, but he was full of games.
I wasn't trying to tame him or nothing, but Look I don't like b.s! He lived close by and always wanted me to borrow the car and see him. I told him if you want to see me, then come and get me, but he always had an excuse. Oh my car not working(mind you it's brand new) or I'm too tired... and I'm not!!! Do I have my own car is the question! And Like every time I waited around for him he had a change of plans it was starting to make me act like a "bleep" He travels too much for me... Oh and can you believe he had the nerve to ask me... ASK me to go on a trip with him, I checked my schedule and said yes. Did I mention I took off that weekend! Then he ups and asks his dude and acted as if he never asked me, when I mentioned it... I was like oh "bleep" naw. That's where I drew the line. You would think he was senile or something. Then it leads me back to the little games he plays, I don't care what he says, it's all games!!! Oh yeah my name is Jane Doe by the way! Oh and you wouldn't believe what he did to he... what he had that nerve to ask me to...
Tune in next time for the rest of Pengina Monologues!
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November 13, 2009 at 6:02 PM
lol!! Love it!!