DOG

Now I can be so cliche' as to name all of the dogs... AND I WILL Atomic Dog, Mighty Dog, Trifling Dog, Under Dog, Snoop Dogg & the list goes on...

I don't want to be titled as "That Girl," but in this case it's worth the risk... and here it goes

Dog... let's see another word for "bleep" if you ask me
Walking around with this swag, smelling, and looking good
Owning up to his title in his hood
Undercover no girl can keep track of his prints
Mouth just as clean as a "Dog" can't tell who he last kissed if not licked
Crown holder of doing the ladies wrong
Has a nose for a woman... Oh yes he can smell her a mile away
When it comes to games he sure knows how to play
Has so many tricks he can pull; You can confuse him for the real animal
Underneath that beautiful coat of his are nothing but lies
Like fleas they stick right by his side
And you say that women are "bleeps" I see not a difference
He's exposed by the women, but we play the game much more clever
We round all his victims and get them together
Give a dog a bone and he will confess
Just like a dog to give himself away and fail the test
Sneaking off into the night then creeping back like he has not done anything at all
He gives himself away too with his call
Women are exposed by the dog, because they can't keep their tongues in their mouths
Letting lose all that saliva, because he barks too much
And they say women talk more then men... Ha I beg to differ!
He may clean up his tracks, but the trail of drool led us to the liar
Watch out dog you're playing with fire
There goes the dog chasing again
The dog is so bold he lets it show through the print of his pants
He will even go after your own friends!
That dog so Mighty and full of pride
He's such a scrub always asking to borrow your ride
Give the dog a treat and he will act like a trick
Nobody wants him now he's contagious... Watch out you might have caught one of his ticks!
And you wonder why they say dog is man's best companion
They share lots of things in common... especially when it comes to draining the main vein
I bet the dog even lied to you saying you're his main
My goodness they're so much a like, if you're looking for a man just buy a dog... that's if you're not dating a DOG already!!!
That DIRTY DOG is so played out that women BEWARE of him!
He thinks his game is soooo tight, but we already know that game
It's time for the dog to be put back on his chain!
Atomic dog, Under dog, DIRTY DOG
Whatever you call yourself
You better stop messing around and go to the vet to check out your health
It's all coming back to finally bite you in the "bleep"
Can't pick up anymore women with good credit and class
Go back to your old habit... digging through the trash
Your rabies are showing you're foaming at the mouth
Just like a dog to mess around that's exactly what I'm talking about
If you liked her then a finger is where you should have put a ring... instead you chose to have one around your tail!
Hope you have good insurance, because you're screw- ups has caused you hell
Rolling around in the mud will do that to you, just like a hog
Go back in your cage you filthy... stinking... rotten DOG!
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2 Response to "DOG"

  1. BABY says:
    November 12, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    That was great!!! It was very creative and thought out... I enjoyed how you flipped it into a story!!! Hmmm.... You took it somewhere, I didnt imagine...

    I dont know.. you may have 'me' on this writing... lmbo!!!

  2. Ashley C. says:
    November 12, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    I offered you and Twin to do it all I need is your email addresses